You awful, thieving people

I would like to say something, publicly, and for the record. I think computer piracy is wrong. First of all it is a crime, but more importantly, I think it undermines our already over-corrupt society.
I have had enough of people coming up to me and, because I know a little about computers, asking me where they can download this song or that movie.

It is to those people that I now say:

"No! I will not help you download files illegally from the internet!"

• I will not tell you what program or programs to use to download free music tracks.
• If you wanted to download bigger files like films, music, games or programs I would make sure you never found out what a BitTorrent client is, what BitTorrent client to use, where to get it or how to use it.
• And if you were corrupt enough to actually USE a BitTorrent client, it would go against everything I stood for to tell you what sites to go to for the best downloads.
• Thankfully, most computers nowadays need a legitimate, individual serial number to install or run, and these are impossible to duplicate. So don't even try!

And those of you out there who "would never dream" of downloading files from the internet, but are perfectly happy committing "lesser" crimes, I will play no part in your atrocities. You know who you are. Those of you looking to copy CDs, get into subscription only websites without subscribing, unlock your DVD player or find out who owns what web site. You people make me sick.
All you really want is free porn anyway.

It's because of you that the entertainment industry today is what it is.
I blame you all for the emotional breakdown of Michael Jackson.
You bastards