Confessions of an IKEA addict

Hi, my name is Shmuli, I am a 21 year old male, and I have a confession.

For the last 8 weeks I have been happily married to a beautiful and amazing woman, who I would do anything for. However, I think I am slowly falling in love with a retail warehouse.

You see, about a week ago my wife and I put down a deposit on a new apartment in Givat Shmuel. As we needed to furnish it ourselves, we started looking at the Israeli IKEA catalogue for ideas. And that's when the problems began...

THEY HAVE EVERYTHING THERE!! And I don't just mean tables and chairs! Oh no, they have chopping boards, bathroom mirrors, clocks, toothbrush cups, even those squidgy things Israeli's use to clean the inside of the shower, EVERYTHING!! And it's all so funky and colourful!

I WANT AN IKEA HOUSE!!!

The problem is, I think my wife knows. As I was lying in bed the other night, I heard a faint tapping sound. Not sure what it was, I crept into our main room, only to find my wife on the internet - LOOKING AT THE NEW CATALOGUE!!

She said she was only browsing, but I don't believe her.
Does that make me a bad person?